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How they all die:
mrk hooks up with a cute romanian girl on irc, goes to meet her, and realizes she's a he. He is then raped and killed. time of death: 04.02.2006
lordi decides coding is for morons and becomes a junkie. After doing lots of various drugs, he starts to believe he can fly, and jumps after loonix off a cliff. TOD: 17.08.2006 @ 14:34:13
Loonix thinks he can fly using a big piece of cloth, and hops off a cliff. it didnt work out. TOD: 17.08.2006 @ 14:34:12
zaakje chokes on sperm from the biggest schwanz in der welt. TOD: 01.01.2006 @ 00:02
millhouse commits suicide by hanging after hearing about zaakjes death. TOD: 02.01.2006
holle combined food poisoning and various sexually transmitted deseases after staying too long in thailand. TOD: 28.09.2005
ablazy killed while doing experiments in kitchen for her famous cockbook. the autopsy turned out she died caused by a electric shock of a defective toaster. TOD: 06.03.2006
contech Terminated. TOD: 19.03.2006
war-dog will become a betatester for a brand you virtual reality FPS game, which is connected directly to the brain. He's killed in-game after a headshot from his fellow betatester pervee. TOD: 17.12.2006
_loser_ dies along with the rest of the people on iceland when iceland suddenly explodes in a gigantic vulcano rupture. TOD: 04.06.2006
cervus is killed in a schooldebate. When he's declared as the winner, his opponent pulls out a knife and runs to kill him, but before he manages to, a mad cow enters the stage and kills cervus. TOD: 12.12.2005
pervee is hit by lightning on a sunny day. Nobody is able to explain this odd phenomenon. TOD: 23.05.2006
tgt killed by a over-engaged government agent who deciphered the hidden message of mrk's letter. TOD: 27.03.2006
muisje is found dead by her computer, died while working on a delphi program. Her hair was torn out in large pieces, and the keyboard was broken. Actual cause of death unknown. TOD: 05.11.2005
gruener died from dehydration, after surfing porn non-stop for 3 days. TOD: 23.3.2006
Sh|ra was near dead while crashing with a car into a tree on a dark saturday evening. her lips reduced the power of the bounce but she died later in hospital caused by massive loss of botox. TOD: 23.02.2007
The only one who survives is hidro. One must remain alive to tell the story. He'll die of old age as a lonely and bitter man. TOD: 05.05.2068
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